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Check it out, actual, real, no shit pirates. Caught off the coast of Somalia this weekend.

I'm of the belief that they chopped off the superstructure so as to give the ship a smaller profile. And that they did it with hacksaws, diabolically, in a ravenous fit. Don't ruin my fantasy. Also, they're Reavers.